I mean it. I am flat out tougher.
It's a proven fact. If someone were to live just one day in my skin, they would be in extreme pain. Just everyday normal living and breathing for me is easy- and pain free. But if someone were to take up residence in my body, they would be hurting severely. To tell the truth, I honestly don't feel pain at all right now.
6.13.2008
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Seriously, what is going on with you. Did someone beat you up? ARe you trying to be tough so they will stop kicking you between the legs? Why all the tough talk? Let me know if you need Rob to rough someone up for you!
Kyle, I mean it. Blog more. How am I supposed to know how your surgery went to remove your extra nipple if you don't blog about it.
You are welcome... had we not picked on you when you were younger, you would not be the tough man you are today. You are the only man (other than myself) that could beat up Chuck Norris!
I don't know about this tough stuff. I met your brother Rob and I would say he might be tougher than Van Dam, but not Chuck Norris. Chuck would eat the Walker boys alive. Chuck Norris' beard could kill you. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. If Chuck Norris had a blog he wouldn't take off fast amounts of time for no reason. For the love of all things Chuck, Blog Kyle blog.
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